Home Alone

So Brittt left me home alone with M'bitch (Baily the dog.)  Now what?  I had a lot of plans but they are getting vetoed in my head as they come up due to lack of equipment.  I remember building a trebuchet (a big catapult)  to throw basketballs, rigging up a police siren to my friends brake lights (this was a good one), booby-trapping another friends garage with paint grenades, and tapping into neighbors' phone lines and making prank calls, just to name a few of my past weekend adventures.

I threw away my trebuchet, used all my paint ball grenades, my police air horn got sold with a car, and my phone tapping device disappeared a long time ago.  Now all I have is a messy garage, a giant pile of firewood to cut, and a dirty basement, sounds like fun.